Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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kim possible was a dirty whore, they even had to censor her theme song
‘call me beep me’
hmm
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im never losing my virginity ever again
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Now it’s computers and more computers
and soon everybody will have one,
3-year-olds will have computers
and everybody will know everything
about everybody else
long before they meet them
and so they won’t want to meet them.
nobody will ever want to meet anybody
else ever again
and everybody will be
a recluse
like I am now. Charles Bukowski (via acynicalcunt)
and soon everybody will have one,
3-year-olds will have computers
and everybody will know everything
about everybody else
long before they meet them
and so they won’t want to meet them.
nobody will ever want to meet anybody
else ever again
and everybody will be
a recluse
like I am now. Charles Bukowski (via acynicalcunt)
